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08/30/2009 - Montreal, Canada (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Marcos Ambrose was once again denied the victory at Circuit Gilles Villeneuve after he made a costly mistake on a last- lap turn and allowed Carl Edwards to steal the victory in Sunday's NAPA Auto Parts 200.
Ambrose led 60 of 76 laps, but victory at Montreal eluded him for the third consecutive year when he overshot the final corner on the last lap in a green- white-checkered finish. Edwards made the pass on the way to his third Nationwide win of the season.
A disappointed Ambrose finished second, followed Canadians Andrew Ranger and Jacques Villeneuve. Brad Keselowski completed the top-five.
With the victory, Edwards trimmed Kyle Busch's lead to 192 points. Busch spun on the final restart and wound up finishing 10th.
<< Slocum fends off four heavyweights to win Barclays
Jersey City, NJ (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Heath Slocum poured in a 21-foot par putt
on the 18th hole Sunday to claim a one-stroke win over four players at The
Barclays, the first FedEx Cup playoff event.
Slocum's closing par denied a possibl
<< Lackey earns win No. 100 in Angels' rout of A's
Anaheim, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - John Lackey picked up his 100th career win with
another dominating performance against Oakland and led the Angels to a 9-1
defeat of the Athletics in the finale of a four-game series.
Lackey (9-7) got the
<< Historic win for Unk at Seaforth Classic
Seaforth, ON (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Brian Unk fired a seven-under 64 on Sunday to
polish off his second Canadian Tour victory, albeit a historic one, at the
Seaforth Country Classic.
Unk finished the championship at 28-under 256, which was
<< Dodgers acquire INF Belliard from Nats
Los Angeles, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The Los Angeles Dodgers on Sunday acquired
infielder Ronnie Belliard from Washington for right-handed pitcher Luis Garcia
and a minor league player to be named later.
"Ronnie can play three infield posit
Grand Implications: Renteria's grand slam helps SF sweep Rockies >>
San Francisco, CA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Edgar Renteria belted a go-ahead grand
slam in the bottom of the seven inning, as San Francisco scored seven
unanswered runs to defeat Colorado, 9-5, and pull even with the Rockies in the
NL Wild
Hester leads D'Backs to sweep of Astros >>
Phoenix, AZ (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - John Hester went 2-for-3 with two runs scored
and a run batted in, as the Arizona Diamondbacks edged the Houston Astros,
4-3, to complete a three-game sweep at Chase Field.
Justin Upton smacked a solo ho
New York tops Columbus for 2nd straight win >>
East Rutherford, NJ (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - The New York Red Bulls improved to 2-0
under interim head coach Richie Williams since the resignation of Juan Carlos
Osorio after a 1-0 victory over the defending Major League Soccer champion
Columbu
Christian downs Gronberg in record-tying playoff >>
Moscow, PA (Sportsbook Betting Lines) - Gary Christian needed nine playoff holes Sunday
to defeat Mathias Gronberg and win the Northeast Pennsylvania Classic.
Christian finally made birdie on the ninth extra hole to beat Gronberg, who
made bogey.
Trash talk has a place in every competitive endeavor (except baseball; those stirrup-wearers are too busy chewing on their sunflower seeds and their supplements to worry about what their opponents are doing).
Fantasy sports is no exception. Any intelligent discussion of the subject would probably start with a thesis statement or a definition of terms. Thankfully, this wont be an intelligent discussion.
Let me just say that I am happy to take a place in this space alongside my talented colleagues, even our commissioner. (You should see how she bleats like a demented paper boy about league fees on our fantasy site).
Trash talking, I would argue, is primarily about amusing your friends, their sheeplike demeanors and sloping foreheads notwithstanding. The best place I have found for football trash talking is at www.SportsAlarm.com.
Beyond the entertainment factor, though, I would recognize that the sophomoric ritual has one advantage, when properly applied. It magnifies your fantasy triumphs and mitigates your fantasy failures by transforming the eventual point total into an afterthought. Winning makes it seem like your opponent really is a truss-owning, lapel-pin-wearing nitwit. And in defeat, trash talk can be the air bag to break the fall from your hyperbolic heights. The plug-necked yahoos on your team, you can say, will be sacking groceries by the end of the season.
The best trash talk, in my view, is layered and nuanced. And it doesnt focus only on your opponents team. It picks apart your opponent. The idea is to create a shock-and-awe-scale blizzard of nonsense, and the goal is to make your opponent drop his hands from his keyboard in exasperation.
What team does your opponent root for? Accuse a Giants fan of having a Joe Namath pillowcase. Wheres your opponent from? Give a look of concern no matter his reply, then say, I'll try to type slower for you next time. Is your opponent into politics? Label everyone a tax-and-spend corporate shill.
Cap all that with a liberal application of irrelevance. For instance, dont just conclude by saying your opponent is a twerp who drafts like my grandmother. Say that your opponent is a sweater-wearing, eyebrow-plucking twerp who drafts his team about as well as Zsa Zsa Gabor gave acceptance speeches at the Oscars. By the time your foe makes sense of that, his starting running back will have had puppies.
But what about you? Hmm? Recall a memorable slam? Have a tried-and-true technique? Know someone who seems impervious to insult? Take a moment and tells us about it. Put together some (fit-for-publication) thoughts. You wont be too busy returning phone messages from your friends, Im sure, to reply.
In addition to the trash talking, the Sports Alarm has a huge gallery of high resolution pictures of beautiful women and models in bikinis. The most popular models are: Lindsay Lohan, Carrie Underwood, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Paris Hilton.
Work left to do: Villanova, Syracuse, DePaul, West Virginia, Providence
Notre Dame and Louisville appear to have done enough to make the move, so we'll make them locks. The Cardinals, despite a modest RPI, are trending way up and have clinched at least a tie for third in the Big East, which should be more than enough with their pair of big road wins. Villanova got back to .500 and gets back to more solid footing. Syracuse got a very important road win and crippled a fellow contender in the process. West Virginia's fate could be in its hands Tuesday at Pitt.
Work left to do:
Villanova [18-9 (7-7), RPI: 21, SOS: 5] Pounded Rutgers to get back to .500. If Cats can get their last two (at UConn, vs. Syracuse), that should be enough with strong computer numbers and a host of wins away from The Pavilion. The Cats have beaten Texas and swept the Big 5 (never easy in Philly), but have a couple of losses to bubble teams (Xavier, Drexel), too. I still think they'll be OK, possibly even at 8-8.
Syracuse [20-8 (9-5), RPI: 53, SOS: 62] History says 10 wins will be plenty, but it might be hard for the Orange to get that last one with a final two vs. G'town, which is trying to win the league title, and at Villanova, which will be desperate for a W. The relative lack of nonconference heft and the weak computer numbers are still concerns, but the Orange have won four in a row and got a very, very big win at Providence on Saturday.
DePaul [16-12 (8-7), RPI: 54, SOS: 18] Beat Cincy and should get past South Florida to get to 9-7, but then what? They have beaten Kansas and Cal (right after the DeVon Hardin injury) earlier this season, but also have lost to Bradley and Purdue, among others. They'll likely need a couple of BE tourney wins, too, but we'll see ...
West Virginia [19-7 (8-6), RPI: 58, SOS: 125] The game at Pitt on Tuesday night could decide the Mountaineers' fate (barring a deep tournament run). They can still get to 9-7 in the Big East without it by beating Cincinnati, but the nine wins would be against UConn, Villanova, St. John's, South Florida, DePaul, Rutgers, Seton Hall twice and the Bearcats. Beating bubble foes is fine, but where's the beef? Outside of beating PG-less UCLA in nonconference play (still a top quality win), there's not a lot to fall back on (besides maybe NC State). WVU vs. Syracuse would be an interesting debate, as the teams don't play in the Big East regular season. WVU has the best win, but Cuse has played the much better schedule.
Providence [17-10 (7-7), RPI: 70, SOS: 33] The Friars likely saw their at-large hopes die at home in the four-point loss to Syracuse, barring an unexpected run to the Big East semis or more. The RPI, bad already, won't be helped by playing St. John's and South Florida in the final two league games.
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